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BOOOOOOOOOOOOOYYYYYEEEEEEEEE!

(what, you don't remember craig mack sucka? i know this guy does)

fun with html!

 

I TOLD YOU I WAS THE MAN!!!!

he's the man too

only i can rock the dookie brown hoody too much reef, too litle time.
     This must be the ONLY time I have ever read Entertainment Magazine. I don't even why I had it then; maybe I quickly picked it up so I can look like I'm adept in the ways of celebrity gossip. Who knows. All I know is, I can promise you that it's NOT a porno magazine that I edited with Photoshop (that says 'Scream', not 'CREAM'). Pleezbuleevit fosheezy my neezy.      Yes, I am licking my own ear and loving it. Get over it.

     Anyway, this magnificient piece of art was cooked up in the lab by my favorite ho for my 20th birthday. Once I get my Photoshop skills up, I gotta hook him up. Hmmm, I could use Paintbrush though ...

     He's blessed me with many other artistic treats over the years. He's bound for Michaelangelo status (the ninja turtle, not the artist). Don't agree? What do you know anyway? Get outta here!

 

     You wanna email me? Fine. After sifting through all the chain letters, I get some good stuff every once in a while. But if you're some random weirdo from the net, don't expect an answer. Wait, let me change that, don't expect an answer that ISN'T the most sarcastic, smart assed thing you've ever read. Oh yeah, and expect your address to get filtered to my trash folder too. Oooooooooooooooooooh, I'm bad. Don't mess with me! I'll put you on my list.

 

     You want my phone number? How about my credit card number? And my social security number? They're all here! Take my identity! Please! (you like THAT Rodney), you corny, old, washed up comic you? Sorry.)

 

     Random rant: I'm tired of all these damn east coats cats tryin to crip walk. Maybe yall need some west coast Crips that REALLY keep it gangsta. to roll up in here. Bo, bo!

 

     Moving on ...

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don't you hate when people type in all caps?

now you must understand

OKAY?!?!?!?!? don't try to hit me up now! got mail?

      and misalign yo neck fool!

(or maybe just center it)

maybe if you got me a gift i'd spare ya ...

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