Yo, talking to people online can get crazy.

     I've had some hilarious conversations on instant messenger with people. Since you're here, I know you got alot of time on your hands, so throw away that Hooked on Phonics book and learn how to read right here!!!!!

     Who knows, you may just learn something.

     Like I did, when a simple conversation such as:

reefdogg1: what your #?
reef's lover: 201 --- ----
reef's lover: yours?
reef's lover: ill email it to me...
reefdogg1: 973--------
reef's lover: cool

    Turned into:

reefdogg1: write it down , don't be an idiot and close the IM window first
reefdogg1: like i know you probably just did
reef's lover: actually no, i put it on a branding iron, and put it on your mothers fat ass, so next next im slapping it when im fucking her like the mule that she is, ill remember it
reef's lover: dont worry
reef's lover: :-D
reefdogg1: riiiiiiiight

     and yeah, all these are real ... who would spend hours making this stuff up? I did change the names though - you're already stalking me, no need to add danger in my friend's lives.

     Try this one.

     Or this one.

     Even at work I do it.