Things That...

...make me Sad:

Going on a date with someone from the Internet who looks nothing like the pictures she posted.

...make me Happy:

Coming down the escalator to the Metro and finding a very reasonable "3 minutes" on the time-to-wait-until-a-train display, as opposed to a very unreasonable "16 minutes."

...Scare me:

Going bowling with friends in the most dangerous county in Maryland, seeing gangs in the parking lot, and being refused pick-up by all the cab companies at 1 a.m.

...Are Bittersweet:

Having a wonderful phone conversation with an ex-girlfriend.