Things I Have Noticed

I mark the passage of time in Brita water filters.

Wearing pants that are one size too big makes me feel like I'm losing weight.

I have a smile wrinkle. Just noticed it a couple weeks ago. I'm not sure whether to be happy or sad about this.

Creating stylish outfits is not as hard as I thought it was.

I attend the highest ranked school of all the summer associates at my firm. This both pleases and worries me.

Sometimes friends disappear without a reason. That makes me sad and both curious and uncurious at the same time: I'm not sure I want to know why they leave.

Some people answer their phone with a commanding "FIRST NAME LAST NAME." "John Smith." I answer my phone with a curious yet wary "Hullo?"

Online dating sucks, and yet morbid curiosity coupled with naivity compels me to return. I am not a masochist, really.

Katherine hasn't updated her blog in weeks. I still love her though.

I love Elizabeth too.

And Winston and Mickey and Daisy and everyone else.

Sitting at my computer for over six hours gives me a headache.

Coffee makes me gag. I know I'm allegedly an adult and I'm supposed to drink the stuff, but blech!

Nobody comments anymore. Why not? Please comment and tell me why not. :-)

What would happen if I e-mailed marriage proposals out to a few people? What would they say? What would I do if they said yes? It might be binding. A contracts case with a farm and alcohol and a napkin comes to mind.

I don't think I'm going to propose to anyone for at least a few years. Yeah, good idea.

I wish I could live in Dupont Circle. I think I will.

I am a perfectionist. I edit my posts at least 5 times before I am satisfied. And the posts get longer each time. This list started out with two things!

I never liked those commercials that featured people saying "I am an American." I always thought it sounded like "I am un-American." What a horrible thing to say.

Good night.