Positively Biblical

Am I the only one who is concerned by the locusts making a comeback in the Holy Land? Aren't locusts a plague? Combined with my friend Lee getting married today (I'm ushering in an hour), I am afraid the Armageddon may be upon us...

Yesterday my friends and I met up for one last lunch to celebrate Lee's batchelorhood. Best line of the day goes to Jake, who told Lee upon seeing him, "Congratulations Lee! Your last day as a homosexual!"

I want to play poker with them tonight and take all their money.

OK, off to ush. You know, the funny thing is, if Ben Kepple (see links to right) hadn't called to wake me up, I would have missed the wedding... seems there was a career-ending "AM/PM" mishap with the alarm clock. Many thanks to Ben for making the ushing possible.



Bastard, waking me up at 8. "I'M HITTING THE SNOOZE!" I growled into the phone. "Call me in ten minutes!"