Kind words from believers
Date: 2006-02-24 17:32:47
Name: pam
Subject: all hail the IPU!!
I'm the strongest believer in the Ivisible Pink Unicorn. When I turn 42, I'm committing suicide in her name.
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Date: 2006-02-15 19:50:31
Name: Lyra
Country: UK
Subject: You guys are insane.
How on earth can you think that you can only have a pink unicorn!You need a green dragon as well~
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Date: 2006-02-15 18:21:58
Name: Amy
Country: USA
Subject: notihng
hi you guys are crackheads
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Date: 2006-01-31 18:34:19
Name: Purple Llama (Of Doom)
Subject: Oyster-geddon
Behold, I am the son of the Purple Oyster (Of Doom) sent to this place to initiate Oyster-geddon. I say unto thee cast out the roundness of Pineapple and ham and embrace only the pepperoni and shroom for that will be your only protection when the Oyster has the "LUNCHEON OF DOOM". Or you could just say I pass.
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Date: 2006-01-29 07:25:53
Name: Michael
Country: USA
Subject: Eh...
I'm (unfortunatly), more a fan of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. However, the Invisible Pink Unicorn (mhhnbs) has great merit too. I'm afraid that pirates are far cooler, though, so I'm with FSM.
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Date: 2006-01-23 19:07:30
Name: ur mom's a pink unicorn
Country: us
Subject: ha
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA man this will b great for my term paper
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Date: 2005-09-29 08:41:27
Name: jeffh
Country: canada
Subject: my supremist agenda
Verily the IPU said that a rich man cannot enter in the kingdom of heaven which I interpret to mean that all non-Believers will go to Hell.
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Date: 2005-09-18 16:27:48
Name: Thomas Robert Pietrzyk
Country: U.S.A.
Subject: All Bow Before The IPU!
"And the Unocorn smiteth all theists, and her pinkness did shine in a mighty shade of invisible!"
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Date: 2005-07-14 01:43:49
Name: ahorner777
Country: USA
Subject: I get it....
Yes, of course...If many people beleive something it is automatically true!!
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Date: 2005-07-13 20:43:49
Name: Gy
Subject: changed my life
Invisible Pink Unicorn, you are my HERO!
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Date: 2005-05-13 13:48:28
Name: TKGB
Country: USA
Subject: Signing guestbook
I do not believe in the one "who is pink and invicible" but I do enjoy the internet.
Umm yea.
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Date: 2005-04-22 07:04:14
Name: Pete
Country: England
Subject: Purple Oyster
In the unending battle against the Purple Oyster (also invisible), the Invisible Pink Unicorn (pbuh) will always reign supreme.
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Date: 2005-04-05 12:16:49
Name: Katie
Country: USA
Subject: OMG
I was always wondering if this was a joke or not, but wow this is cool!
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Date: 2003-06-03 09:11:09
Name: Themnoria
Country: USA
Subject: Falloffle
My site is about an alchoholic visible pink unicorn. I love pbuh.
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Date: 2003-03-06 22:32:20
Name: Nate
Country: Amerika
Subject: The IPU
Oh the IPU
says I love you
by shitting on your shoe
boo doody oo doo
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Date: 2003-02-16 21:53:31
Name: Chris
Country: US
Subject: In Her Name
By the power granted to me by the most Holy Unicorn, I will strike down the Heathens who dare defy her majesty and grace. I will release them to death, whence they will suffer torment in eternal damnation.
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Date: 2003-02-08 14:22:49
Name: Tommig
Country: USA
Subject: WoW
IPU Rocks!
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Date: 2002-12-09 16:46:31
Name: fucky bunnie
Country: africa
Subject: i worship her
loving her i like loving a statue
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Date: 2002-12-09 16:40:58
Name: wild_child/lil'devil
Country: America
Subject: Cheerleading
dude this is totally rad i love this site
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Date: 2002-12-07 01:11:14
Name: BigThom
Country: USA
Subject: Believe it or not....
We May be Laughing at the outright Ridicule that this "IPU" presents itself, but in reality it is a Very Accurate Reflection of What We Call Religion.... All Of them.....
They All Are Just as Ridiculous....
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Date: 2002-12-03 18:08:13
Name: oh man hurtin
Country: Nirobi
Subject: wow, unbelievable
i almost cant believe how rediculous peolpe can be. this has to be joke, i dont even see how people can be that dense, i mean common! a pink unicorn, who just happens to be invisible, crock of shit!! but good for a laugh! oh parise her pinkness!! ahahah!!
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Date: 2002-11-15 23:25:52
Name: arabian lover..
Country: jordan
Subject: i love you
i love you pink and i hope you can replay my e mail ,,i cant live without you because you are my life iam zaid arabian love u
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Date: 2002-10-25 02:51:57
Name: Enrico
Country: Switzerland
Subject: Submit to Her Will
Your site save me from Umbelief. Now I Believe! How can people be so blind not to see that they do not see Her only because She is invisble. And as it is written "She will fool their hearths, and they Shall Say "We see Her not" - The fool says "THere is no Unicorn".
Amen !
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Date: 2002-10-18 18:27:47
Name: nickiwest
Country: usa
Subject: i'm a believer
i was trying to get tickets to see tori amos online, but the server wasn't working. i lost my tickets (pretty good seats, too) twice. finally, i decided to try one last time. i prayed, "invisible pink unicorn, if you really exist, please let me get through this time."
not only did i get through, i got far better seats -- third row in the orchestra pit!!
all hail the ipu!
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Date: 2002-08-06 05:55:47
Name: Anthony
Country: England
Subject: Pink Comet
pretty soon another comet will be passing our earth... containing her eminence... lets all commit mass suicide... ( you guys can go first )
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Date: 2002-03-18 20:08:57
Name: Servant of her Pinkness
Subject: Question
How much does one have to donate to get the Prince John Version of the Sacred Book of the Invisible Pink Unicorn? If you send in the money do you really get it? I am eager to spread her word to my friends at home.
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Date: 2002-03-08 16:51:02
Name: Richard
Country: USA
Subject: IPU Website
Some of us have far too much time on our hands!
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Date: 2002-03-08 06:17:01
Name: fluffy
Country: UK
Subject: Heretics!!!!!!
The Unicorn is Green! Green! I tell you! Repent now or be Skewered for Eternity by the ever-forgiving Green Unicorn!
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Date: 2001-09-03 00:05:42
Name: Jonny
Country: A big one.
Subject: the IPU
Jeff in Canada said if I follow the pays of the Invisible Pink Unicorn
I'd finnaly find myself. Well I found fifty cents
in the couch, a homeless man name Jesus,
and a broken Little Orphan Annie decoder ring.
Does this mean my life is broken and full
of useless homeless guys name Jesus?
Just checking.
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Date: 2001-08-03 21:40:27
Name: DANKLES
Country: swahili
Subject: poopdaisy
sometimes i feel the fear of the ipu at night, when i am most vulnrable. i used to be willing but not anymore. i cry at the sight of Her....someone please help me