Invisible Pink Unicorn Ministries



Can you translate this Message from the IPU? It was discovered after our founder, Arthur von Gromblin, tape recordered one of his sermons, and found this instead! It is of the utmost importance that we figure out what She is telling us - this could be a Divine Forecast for the coming Enlightenment! Here is the transcription:




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Any help is greatly appreciated! We've had the top cryptographers and horse whisperers in the country working on this for the past three years, to no avail. If you are able to get anywhere, please

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