Welcome to

 

Invisible Pink Unicorn WEB

 

The official web site of the supreme IPU.

"And the peasant brought forth his oats and his wheat and his many grains;

And the Invisible Pink Unicorn witnessed this event; And She declared,

'Neigh, neigh neigh.'

And there was much rejoicing."

                               

                                -- Feshuud 5:17-20

 

 

"It is only through faith that we can see Her divine Pinkness."

 

-- Arthur von Gromblin, Founder, IPU Ministries, Inc.

 

 

• The Voice of the IPU
• Portrait of a Believer
• How to Manage Your Debt Supernaturally
• IPU FAQ
• Spot The IPU!
• Willis, Son of IPU
• Proof of Creation
• Shroud of Torino
• Divine Message from the IPU NEW!

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Please support the Invisible Pink Unicorn Ministries!

It is only through your donations that we are able to spread the Word of the Invisible Pink Unicorn. May Her Hooves never be shod!

 

Send donations to:

 

The Invisible Pink Unicorn Ministries, Inc.

P.O. Box 247

Davis, West Virginia 28373-1712

 

 

or call 1-900-876-1212*

 

Visa and MasterCard are accepted.

* $1.95 per minute for first 30 seconds, then $21.95 per minute after that

Minimum phone time: 10 minutes.

 

 

 

 

 

 

All donators receive a free copy of

The Prince John Version of the

Sacred Book of the Invisible Pink Unicorn.

 

 

 

First translated to English over 10,000 years ago by a Horse Whisperer named Bill,

this is the final Word of the blessed Invisible Pink Unicorn.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Donate $200 or more and receive this long sleeve IPU shirt, available in many sizes*.

This long sleeve shirt features the image of the Holy One on the front,

and the words "Invisible Pink Unicorn" on the side of the left sleeve.

    *sizes are: S and XXXL

 

 

 

 

 

 

Donate $500 or more and receive this IPU Holy Relic.

Hand-crafted from the finest silver*, and packaged in a beautiful porcelain box.

    *.001% silver, 99.999% aluminum.

    Assembled and packaged in Taiwan.

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"Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able?

Then he is not omnipotent.

Is he able, but not willing?

Then he is malevolent.

Is he both able and willing?

Then whence commeth evil?

Is he neither able nor willing?

Then why call him god?"

                                                                                               

-Epicurus (c. 341-271 B.C.)

 

 

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